Ch-Ch-Ch-Chia... Shia!

This was dreamed up whilst visiting the Middle East. It just instantly came to mind, as all brilliant ideas do.

What better way to spread peace, understanding, culture, and the joy of gardening throughout the Middle East? And why stop there? Maybe someone you know would like a Chia Shia for the holidays. Alongside the directions on how to care for it, there could be factoids about Islam and the differences among the various sects, historical tidbits about the Middle East.

1. Spread seeds.

2. Water daily.

3. According to Islam, the angel Gabriel appeared to Mohammed and informed him that he was God's chosen messenger.

4. Full coat in 1-2 weeks.